My first "Bob" Student, well, I can't actually remember who he was.  I do remember he said something that was so funny I had to turn my back to the class.  I turned and started to erase the whiteboard.  When the spot I was erasing was clean, Bob said, "I think that spot is clean!" and I moved a little to the left and cleaned some more.  Tears were streaming down my face, I was trying so hard to hold the laughter in.  When I turned around, Bob said, "Mrs. Likes, you've been crying, are you ok?"  I turned around and started erasing the now clean board until the bell rang. 
I hope you enjoy my Bob Stories.  I hope one day you will find yourself being a Bob Student.

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I am often asked if these stories are true...did they really happen...I couldn't possibly have made them up!

Bob Moments

  • Babies for sale? From Bob, "It just occurred to me that Toys R Us sells toys but Babies R Us doesn't sell babies."
    Posted May 19, 2016, 8:54 AM by Kelley Likes
  • Piano Playing One student asked another, "Do you play the piano?"  (please note, this was WHILE watching the student play the piano on a video.) To which the student replied, "No, I ...
    Posted Nov 20, 2014, 8:04 AM by Kelley Likes
  • Oh Say, Can You See My Children??? In the scramble to get ready for the National Anthem, two Bob students managed to fall over each other.  One of them also managed to kick the other in, well ...
    Posted Mar 3, 2014, 12:56 PM by Kelley Likes
  • R's are VERRRY Important In researching pictures of the Uranus, a Bob student erroneously typed in "u anus" and well, the planet didn't show up.  BUT, other things did!!! 
    Posted Mar 3, 2014, 12:54 PM by Kelley Likes
  • Exercising Veggies My family was driving through a different city.  We saw a poster up for a farm festival. I think the mascot was some sort of a green pea. It was ...
    Posted Jan 17, 2014, 8:45 AM by Kelley Likes
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Bob Children

  • Magic String My youngest Bob child was getting his teeth cleaned.  When the dental hygienist said, "We are almost done, we just need to use the magic string."  My child mumbled something ...
    Posted Jul 3, 2015, 6:53 AM by Kelley Likes
  • Giddy So today in church, seems to be a common theme, my Bob child saw a really cute boy and went up to say hello.  Sadly, all she could do was ...
    Posted Sep 14, 2014, 4:56 PM by Kelley Likes
  • Little Known Fact Two of my Bob Children were arguing over a word.  My oldest Bob Son said he found stuff on the internets.  My middle Bob Daughter argued that it was internet ...
    Posted Nov 7, 2013, 6:41 PM by Kelley Likes
  • Star Student My youngest Bob Child had the privilege of being selected as the Star Student of his pre-k class.  An honor that goes around to every student.   When he got ...
    Posted Nov 5, 2013, 5:18 AM by Kelley Likes
  • More than Annoying My youngest Bob Child was really mad at me.  He said, "you are dnnoying."   Which apparently is more than annoying. 
    Posted Nov 5, 2013, 5:14 AM by Kelley Likes
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Bob Animals

  • Playing with the Puppy We were dog-sitting a boxer puppy.  My youngest child was putting his underwear on, and like any 5 year old, he did so by laying on the bed, putting ...
    Posted Jul 3, 2015, 6:58 AM by Kelley Likes
  • Fat Cat Sat on the Mat... Pudding actually sat on my computer and killed it.  Pudding was such a FAT cat.  Her belly looked like a cantaloup.  She would walk around the house and clean the ...
    Posted Jan 9, 2013, 5:29 PM by Kelley Likes
  • Bandit the Sock Thief We inherited a ferret named Bandit.  We changed his name to Bino, because, well, a bandit is a thief.  We had Bino for several years and he loved to run ...
    Posted Oct 29, 2012, 11:46 AM by Kelley Likes
  • Little Lucy in the Loo Little Lucy was the best cat ever.  I knew that she loved to go outside.  What I didn't know was that she had gotten into the habit of using ...
    Posted Oct 29, 2012, 11:35 AM by Kelley Likes
  • Choice of Reading Material I was in the bathroom and I heard this buzzing noise.  I couldn't figure out where it was coming from.  I looked everywhere!  I checked the window, it was ...
    Posted Sep 4, 2012, 1:55 PM by Kelley Likes
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