Bob Moments

Babies for sale?

posted May 19, 2016, 8:54 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated May 19, 2016, 8:54 AM ]

From Bob, "It just occurred to me that Toys R Us sells toys but Babies R Us doesn't sell babies."

Piano Playing

posted Nov 20, 2014, 8:04 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Nov 20, 2014, 8:04 AM ]

One student asked another, "Do you play the piano?"  (please note, this was WHILE watching the student play the piano on a video.) 

To which the student replied, "No, I just lip-finger." 

Not sure which one is Bob...

Oh Say, Can You See My Children???

posted Mar 3, 2014, 12:56 PM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Mar 3, 2014, 12:56 PM ]

In the scramble to get ready for the National Anthem, two Bob students managed to fall over each other.  One of them also managed to kick the other in, well, the groin.  Knowing it was the National Anthem and knowing he was not allowed to speak, this poor Bob student suffered through the anthem, only calling out occasionally that he would never have children. 
It was REALLY hard not to laugh!

R's are VERRRY Important

posted Mar 3, 2014, 12:53 PM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Mar 3, 2014, 12:54 PM ]

In researching pictures of the Uranus, a Bob student erroneously typed in "u anus" and well, the planet didn't show up.  BUT, other things did!!!
 

Exercising Veggies

posted Jan 17, 2014, 8:40 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Jan 17, 2014, 8:45 AM ]

My family was driving through a different city.
 
We saw a poster up for a farm festival. I think the mascot was some sort of a green pea. It was very muscular.
 
Suddenly, my Bob mom remarked that the pea was "broken".
 
I replied and said: "Mom, you mean ripped"
 
Thanks Luis!

Really Confused...HELP....

posted May 27, 2013, 5:03 PM by Kelley Likes

This was posted on a website under "days off".  I feel like I'm missing something...
If you know what it means...please let me know!
 
 
Thanks Zachary!  You will be missed!

Is it an M or a W?

posted May 15, 2013, 12:28 PM by Kelley Likes

When given a package of M&Ms and told to sort them, a Bob student asked if he should sort them alphabetically...

Music that moves you

posted May 8, 2013, 4:29 PM by Kelley Likes

I was showing some students the Senior Slide Show.  A Bob student came in, and in hearing the music asked, "who died..."
 
I guess my choice of music is deadly...

Say What???

posted Apr 23, 2013, 7:39 PM by Kelley Likes

I guess I'm hard of hearing...today...
I thought one Bob student said, "What does green smell like?"  
And then later, "Does Jesus have a website?"  To which the reply was, "Yes, and it's maintained by the Holy Ghost!"

I need to listen better...

Race Card

posted Apr 18, 2013, 9:15 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Apr 18, 2013, 9:16 AM ]

When told to pick the "North American Size" for business cards, one Bob student asked if he could pick the "East Asian Size" because he was part Asian.  When telling the story another Bob student asked if they had a Russian size because he was part Russian...
 
Um...no...

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