Bob Children

Sometimes even my own children have their Bob Moments.  My favorites are below.  

Magic String

posted Jul 3, 2015, 6:53 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Jul 3, 2015, 6:53 AM ]

My youngest Bob child was getting his teeth cleaned.  When the dental hygienist said, "We are almost done, we just need to use the magic string."  My child mumbled something, but couldn't speak.  The dental hygienist took her hands out of his mouth and asked him what he had said.

He said, "It's called floss."  

No Magic String for my son!
 

Giddy

posted Sep 14, 2014, 4:56 PM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Sep 14, 2014, 4:56 PM ]

So today in church, seems to be a common theme, my Bob child saw a really cute boy and went up to say hello.  Sadly, all she could do was giggle, take a picture of him, giggle, shrug, and then run away.  When she got to the car she exclaimed, "I got a picture of him" and jumped in the car...

Little Known Fact

posted Nov 7, 2013, 6:41 PM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Nov 7, 2013, 6:41 PM ]

Two of my Bob Children were arguing over a word.  My oldest Bob Son said he found stuff on the internets. 
My middle Bob Daughter argued that it was internet.  Not internets. 
My Bob Son said, "Didn't you know that adding an "s" to a word makes it cute.  Like rapists..." 
To which my Bob Daughter replied, "It's rapers.  Which isn't even a word so it is super cute..."
 
Um...THERAPY...PLEASE!!!

Star Student

posted Nov 5, 2013, 5:18 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Nov 5, 2013, 5:18 AM ]

My youngest Bob Child had the privilege of being selected as the Star Student of his pre-k class.  An honor that goes around to every student. 
 
When he got home from school, I noticed he had a Star Student pencil.  I asked him why he got the pencil, he told me it was because he was cute.   

More than Annoying

posted Nov 5, 2013, 5:13 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Nov 5, 2013, 5:14 AM ]

My youngest Bob Child was really mad at me.  He said, "you are dnnoying." 
 
Which apparently is more than annoying. 

The Reason Men Go to School

posted Nov 5, 2013, 5:12 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Nov 5, 2013, 5:12 AM ]

When asked about what he likes best about pre-school, my youngest Bob Child said, "there are girls there."

Abra-ka-dabra...

posted Nov 5, 2013, 5:04 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Nov 5, 2013, 5:05 AM ]

My younger Bob Child got quite embarrassed and said, "Excuse me, I need to poof." 
 
I waited, but she didn't disappear.  We did laugh awfully hard though!

Apple Foot??

posted Nov 5, 2013, 5:02 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Nov 5, 2013, 5:03 AM ]

One of my Bob Children rushed into my bedroom and declared that she had a horrific problem with her foot.  It seems that her foot had been caramelized, and was in need of medical attention.
 
Um...caramelized means covered in caramel or covered in sugar and burned with a torch...both yummy, would not be good for a foot. 

Free Sample

posted Sep 19, 2013, 10:21 AM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Sep 19, 2013, 10:22 AM ]

At a recent trip to a local yogurt shop, my youngest Bob child enjoyed sampling many different varieties of frozen yogurt. 
When we stopped at Wendy's a few days later, he was SO VERY THRILLED to see sample cups!  He grabbed one and asked if he could get a sample of a Frosty. 
 
Um...they were ketchup cups...and they didn't give him a free sample :(

Broken Light

posted Jun 20, 2013, 5:58 PM by Kelley Likes   [ updated Jun 20, 2013, 6:01 PM ]

My youngest Bob child came into the kitchen carrying his plug in night light. 

He was very concerned that it wasn't working...

The cord trailed behind the light...not plugged in.

He switched it on and off and declared, "See it doesn't work..." 

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